Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2891 | 2022-12-03 16:25:34 | 38.02 | 97% |
| 932 | 2021-09-04 22:08:12 | 36.78 | 98% |
| 457 | 2021-07-31 17:53:25 | 34.33 | 97% |