Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 17665 | 2021-09-29 10:55:47 | 110.88 | 98% |
| 12427 | 2020-12-07 16:49:21 | 99.34 | 97% |
| 10468 | 2020-10-15 08:46:36 | 90.42 | 96% |
| 5314 | 2020-07-16 15:35:38 | 98.61 | 97% |