Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4385 | 2022-12-03 07:39:01 | 71.49 | 97% |
| 2872 | 2022-03-24 12:28:38 | 61.86 | 94% |
| 2485 | 2022-02-20 13:03:37 | 58.33 | 95% |