Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16784 | 2024-06-21 10:16:52 | 70.96 | 94.5% |
| 1452 | 2019-03-21 15:54:23 | 47.70 | 95% |
| 862 | 2018-12-25 17:04:14 | 43.71 | 94% |
| 515 | 2018-12-14 10:22:36 | 41.47 | 93% |