Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2073 | 2020-03-07 23:19:32 | 62.95 | 94% |
| 814 | 2019-12-29 12:16:42 | 50.07 | 93% |