Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1836 | 2021-02-12 08:33:46 | 52.75 | 98% |
| 1133 | 2021-01-29 07:56:30 | 48.72 | 97.2% |
| 999 | 2021-01-25 13:40:20 | 35.17 | 95% |