Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4884 | 2022-06-07 11:34:04 | 51.66 | 95% |
| 3931 | 2021-10-25 12:55:17 | 74.81 | 97% |
| 2832 | 2021-04-12 13:22:32 | 83.88 | 99% |