Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1040 | 2024-03-26 13:11:08 | 101.90 | 99.6% |
| 964 | 2024-03-24 16:29:54 | 103.29 | 99.1% |