Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20310 | 2017-09-26 04:20:59 | 71.66 | 97% |
| 17465 | 2017-07-23 03:24:26 | 77.92 | 99% |
| 15813 | 2017-06-09 15:25:36 | 72.85 | 98% |
| 15203 | 2017-06-01 03:06:50 | 65.56 | 87% |
| 13650 | 2017-05-08 14:56:00 | 69.60 | 93% |
| 13043 | 2017-04-29 15:52:05 | 65.56 | 93% |
| 7192 | 2017-01-17 07:03:28 | 73.13 | 97% |