Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8940 | 2023-11-19 04:19:39 | 112.85 | 95.6% |
| 7092 | 2023-02-07 01:27:29 | 90.99 | 96% |
| 5809 | 2022-09-12 00:36:45 | 111.85 | 97% |
| 5411 | 2022-08-27 03:29:33 | 90.37 | 95% |
| 2884 | 2022-04-22 22:42:58 | 105.36 | 97% |
| 137 | 2021-11-03 03:24:06 | 76.14 | 94% |