Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 221 | 2023-07-08 16:55:08 | 33.25 | 93.2% |
| 113 | 2023-07-04 13:43:52 | 33.38 | 98% |