Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4751 | 2023-03-04 17:19:16 | 68.87 | 94% |
| 564 | 2021-09-08 21:56:53 | 62.06 | 95% |