Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6528 | 2022-08-04 12:08:10 | 152.43 | 100% |
| 5361 | 2021-07-28 21:27:11 | 93.94 | 96% |
| 4908 | 2021-06-14 17:30:51 | 114.90 | 98% |
| 4443 | 2021-05-26 10:55:36 | 101.21 | 96% |
| 4427 | 2021-05-25 08:35:14 | 102.36 | 97% |
| 3501 | 2021-01-20 11:47:30 | 111.39 | 98% |