Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10931 | 2018-02-04 11:35:19 | 78.67 | 96% |
| 10054 | 2017-01-15 11:42:55 | 68.77 | 85% |