Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 871 | 2023-01-27 20:21:23 | 57.29 | 96% |
| 771 | 2023-01-26 20:43:59 | 48.72 | 95% |