Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14109 | 2025-06-19 18:04:42 | 90.86 | 96% |
| 13260 | 2025-04-26 18:34:29 | 84.29 | 95.1% |
| 12128 | 2024-11-29 20:45:51 | 94.57 | 94% |
| 11259 | 2024-06-04 00:45:19 | 93.03 | 97.5% |
| 10056 | 2023-01-08 20:08:51 | 122.40 | 99% |
| 5059 | 2022-02-10 16:20:08 | 93.10 | 98% |