Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30825 | 2020-10-09 18:04:07 | 143.29 | 99% |
| 30405 | 2020-09-29 17:36:10 | 136.76 | 99% |
| 26108 | 2019-12-06 11:46:45 | 144.79 | 99% |
| 14824 | 2018-01-24 14:28:23 | 126.12 | 98% |
| 14668 | 2018-01-20 14:40:11 | 120.72 | 98% |
| 11987 | 2017-10-25 14:59:37 | 111.96 | 97% |
| 10084 | 2017-07-30 13:53:02 | 126.78 | 98% |
| 8268 | 2017-06-02 04:19:39 | 133.99 | 99% |
| 7338 | 2017-05-04 01:56:31 | 125.40 | 97% |
| 6614 | 2017-04-02 10:36:10 | 122.00 | 97% |