Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 26641 | 2023-08-13 13:48:36 | 134.48 | 97.7% |
| 25857 | 2023-02-13 15:33:44 | 151.12 | 100% |
| 22539 | 2022-10-01 04:02:57 | 122.69 | 97% |
| 17304 | 2022-04-05 16:21:46 | 140.23 | 98% |
| 15843 | 2022-03-13 14:36:51 | 130.54 | 99% |
| 1018 | 2019-08-24 03:40:51 | 123.22 | 98% |