Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2686 | 2022-06-20 06:47:26 | 78.96 | 97% |
| 1802 | 2021-11-10 07:40:00 | 77.59 | 99% |
| 1447 | 2021-07-05 21:17:36 | 67.17 | 97% |
| 921 | 2021-01-29 10:42:00 | 68.84 | 96.2% |