Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1918 | 2023-06-19 11:04:28 | 57.83 | 95.3% |
| 356 | 2022-07-24 15:10:28 | 47.87 | 95% |