Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 359 | 2021-07-13 21:32:57 | 41.43 | 95% |
| 187 | 2021-06-26 21:27:59 | 37.90 | 95% |