Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1756 | 2022-01-21 05:14:31 | 41.10 | 96% |
| 536 | 2020-02-02 08:14:21 | 32.30 | 96% |