Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14297 | 2022-06-22 19:33:46 | 73.00 | 98% |
| 11582 | 2018-09-25 08:57:04 | 55.56 | 96% |
| 9956 | 2018-06-20 08:28:57 | 55.42 | 97% |
| 6275 | 2018-04-21 09:12:01 | 49.62 | 95% |