Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12861 | 2023-04-25 19:41:13 | 118.21 | 98% |
| 8022 | 2022-12-14 02:32:10 | 108.53 | 98% |
| 5359 | 2022-08-23 22:36:31 | 97.62 | 97% |
| 2620 | 2022-06-29 14:37:06 | 83.42 | 96% |
| 2005 | 2022-06-08 20:24:17 | 90.66 | 97% |