Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6531 | 2021-01-05 10:47:53 | 86.13 | 97% |
| 2333 | 2020-03-30 11:19:25 | 85.77 | 96% |
| 867 | 2019-10-22 08:09:27 | 87.57 | 98% |
| 712 | 2019-10-14 08:02:04 | 84.53 | 99% |