Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 18219 | 2023-09-13 11:39:12 | 86.22 | 97.6% |
| 14069 | 2022-07-25 17:31:02 | 74.93 | 96% |
| 8932 | 2021-06-24 18:11:55 | 88.60 | 97% |
| 6586 | 2021-01-23 16:29:07 | 68.31 | 96% |
| 1862 | 2020-06-24 15:45:25 | 64.78 | 96% |