Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 32453 | 2022-08-08 17:05:09 | 100.11 | 98% |
| 26190 | 2022-02-20 05:10:54 | 105.46 | 98% |
| 14507 | 2021-02-14 06:28:29 | 79.78 | 94.9% |
| 14468 | 2021-02-13 15:33:26 | 88.28 | 96.3% |
| 14163 | 2021-02-01 09:53:07 | 99.32 | 97.2% |
| 7267 | 2020-05-12 12:07:22 | 94.04 | 97% |