Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 936 | 2023-01-05 14:05:03 | 65.24 | 97% |
| 254 | 2021-01-20 11:58:14 | 42.30 | 93% |