Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4067 | 2022-11-02 01:08:28 | 60.24 | 97% |
| 3448 | 2022-08-01 06:07:29 | 57.20 | 95% |
| 2244 | 2022-01-21 12:13:00 | 60.41 | 95% |
| 541 | 2021-09-08 06:16:22 | 56.00 | 98% |