Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6456 | 2021-12-02 22:33:54 | 104.68 | 98% |
| 5102 | 2021-07-02 20:56:50 | 83.84 | 96% |
| 4438 | 2021-02-24 10:12:14 | 92.94 | 96.8% |
| 3153 | 2021-01-22 13:35:08 | 83.54 | 96% |
| 2920 | 2021-01-18 15:09:09 | 97.50 | 99% |
| 1278 | 2019-08-01 22:47:52 | 72.86 | 96% |