Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 770 | 2018-06-07 15:24:38 | 84.55 | 96% |
| 321 | 2018-05-16 23:21:38 | 100.27 | 98% |