Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4306 | 2021-03-30 09:29:27 | 42.29 | 98% |
| 1186 | 2017-02-02 09:22:22 | 52.30 | 98% |