Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 192 | 2021-01-16 15:34:56 | 47.48 | 98% |
| 37 | 2020-10-30 14:59:48 | 39.94 | 96% |