Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 521 | 2024-04-30 05:17:44 | 82.78 | 96.6% |
| 425 | 2023-02-21 12:52:18 | 67.29 | 95% |