Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12181 | 2025-04-01 13:41:56 | 113.41 | 98% |
| 3664 | 2018-11-26 08:26:17 | 99.93 | 98% |
| 637 | 2018-09-05 15:53:25 | 107.28 | 98% |