Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 968 | 2021-05-10 06:53:08 | 72.76 | 94% |
| 812 | 2021-05-07 08:37:57 | 71.28 | 96% |