Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8013 | 2023-05-01 10:19:28 | 49.22 | 95% |
| 3203 | 2022-10-25 14:36:07 | 42.03 | 92% |
| 636 | 2022-08-23 15:39:28 | 40.86 | 94% |