Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4351 | 2021-05-21 20:27:08 | 45.15 | 94% |
| 3009 | 2020-10-12 20:29:44 | 58.64 | 95% |
| 2767 | 2020-09-23 18:18:30 | 60.09 | 95% |
| 2710 | 2020-09-22 19:12:24 | 55.29 | 93% |
| 1708 | 2020-07-07 00:56:55 | 46.26 | 94% |
| 1039 | 2020-04-30 18:48:46 | 41.54 | 96% |