Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 665 | 2022-05-16 11:17:52 | 36.91 | 96% |
| 261 | 2022-05-08 10:30:06 | 80.05 | 98% |
| 72 | 2022-05-04 15:56:10 | 72.12 | 98% |