Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2161 | 2017-08-04 07:40:50 | 97.20 | 99% |
| 1238 | 2017-06-05 04:56:49 | 96.53 | 99% |
| 1100 | 2017-06-01 18:06:34 | 83.38 | 95% |
| 201 | 2017-05-12 17:21:12 | 74.73 | 92% |