Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11521 | 2021-09-15 13:48:02 | 60.00 | 96% |
| 7788 | 2021-01-27 17:19:05 | 79.94 | 98% |
| 7627 | 2021-01-20 17:24:50 | 74.93 | 98% |
| 4989 | 2020-10-04 09:55:02 | 63.34 | 95% |