Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 24730 | 2022-08-29 03:53:45 | 110.91 | 100% |
| 17724 | 2021-12-23 15:04:34 | 105.65 | 100% |
| 16843 | 2021-11-28 13:59:30 | 106.76 | 99% |
| 15092 | 2021-10-25 09:20:04 | 91.05 | 99% |
| 5560 | 2021-05-21 06:47:28 | 98.28 | 99% |
| 698 | 2021-03-13 14:36:44 | 102.44 | 100% |