Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 906 | 2019-10-24 06:54:38 | 44.46 | 96% |
| 839 | 2019-10-22 11:53:18 | 44.12 | 96% |