Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2593 | 2021-03-10 12:14:49 | 75.71 | 98% |
| 124 | 2017-04-11 01:56:30 | 63.07 | 94% |