Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2107 | 2022-06-11 03:03:19 | 64.37 | 97% |
| 1933 | 2022-02-14 03:15:35 | 59.29 | 94% |
| 346 | 2021-03-05 01:05:16 | 50.78 | 95% |