Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2619 | 2023-09-21 21:06:41 | 96.16 | 98.4% |
| 296 | 2022-05-07 12:20:25 | 89.08 | 98% |
| 70 | 2022-01-17 16:43:18 | 83.12 | 99% |