Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 69492 | 2019-05-15 23:52:38 | 135.93 | 99% |
| 64729 | 2018-11-29 03:36:21 | 140.74 | 100% |
| 63965 | 2018-10-10 17:31:48 | 148.36 | 100% |
| 60571 | 2018-08-17 16:18:06 | 143.70 | 100% |
| 59300 | 2018-08-03 16:31:28 | 146.51 | 100% |
| 56355 | 2018-06-26 06:13:35 | 128.78 | 99% |
| 55287 | 2018-06-18 19:12:05 | 138.92 | 100% |
| 52367 | 2018-05-20 03:35:45 | 136.92 | 99% |
| 50769 | 2018-05-01 20:17:49 | 148.43 | 99% |
| 49479 | 2018-04-20 23:18:06 | 132.98 | 99% |
| 47571 | 2018-03-24 17:34:00 | 136.55 | 99% |
| 47439 | 2018-03-24 03:51:42 | 140.67 | 99% |
| 34592 | 2017-11-06 00:19:38 | 132.18 | 99% |
| 33006 | 2017-10-17 16:10:44 | 125.51 | 99% |
| 28490 | 2017-08-11 18:38:31 | 123.95 | 98% |
| 23084 | 2017-07-07 15:29:13 | 117.56 | 99% |
| 21679 | 2017-06-13 01:47:39 | 147.97 | 100% |
| 19729 | 2017-05-28 18:32:14 | 134.74 | 100% |
| 14672 | 2017-04-03 20:30:35 | 114.73 | 95% |
| 12033 | 2017-01-14 23:26:42 | 104.22 | 95% |