Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1493 | 2017-03-30 20:09:48 | 99.14 | 94% |
| 176 | 2017-02-15 17:57:44 | 81.93 | 93% |