Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20523 | 2024-08-24 12:08:05 | 92.66 | 97.5% |
| 15013 | 2018-04-15 10:58:19 | 77.68 | 96% |