Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6358 | 2024-01-27 11:12:23 | 80.34 | 96.3% |
| 5081 | 2023-04-26 20:00:16 | 75.02 | 97% |
| 4816 | 2023-04-23 04:24:23 | 80.26 | 96% |
| 1911 | 2023-02-17 18:21:30 | 57.86 | 94% |
| 1611 | 2023-02-13 11:59:25 | 69.53 | 96% |